My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
I usually hang up halloween decorations,
but this year imma be the decoration.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
Prince might be with a new girl but he still wants Gwen, who dosent. Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through gmail. We broke up, its over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I missed you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry I can't hear you...your breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Want more go to break up jokes, love jokes, hate jokes and Revenge jokes and rape jokes!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
