Handgun jokes

Gun

    • I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!

    Pistol

    • I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

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    Glock

    • ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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    • War

    • "Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

    - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

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    • Woman

    • A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

    The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

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