Half off

Half Off Jokes

Gun store

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Gun shop

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

Priest

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

Michael Jackson

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Priest

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

Sale

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

Gun store

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!

Half

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

Gun

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.

Priest

Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?

He heard that little boy's pants were half off.