Half off

Half Off Jokes

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man

I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.