Half off jokes
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn’t know back-to-school sales had started already!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!