Hairdresser jokes

A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"

"Six pounds."

"And shaving?"

"Three pounds."

"Good, then shave my head."

If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?

It was getting a crinkle cut.