Hairdresser jokes
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?"
"Six pounds."
"And shaving?"
"Three pounds."
"Good, then shave my head."
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What’s a hairdresser’s favorite roast? Flat iron roast.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.