HA jokes
No one has my back like my dad.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Memes
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.