HA jokes

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

No one has my back like my dad.

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

What is the difference between me and food?

Food has a use.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

🤣🤣🤣

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Why can’t USA and England play chess?

The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!