HA jokes
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Memes
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?