Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
HA Jokes
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Joe Mama has a chode.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
