HA jokes

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

Why can’t USA and England play chess?

The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.