HA

HA jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Orphan

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Orphan

What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

The baseball player has a home to run back to.

Twin Towers

Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Memes

Sally

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

Woman

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Sex

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Name

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Monster

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Hairline

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Texas

Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.

Noose

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Book

Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."