HA jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.