What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
HA Jokes
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
No one has my back like my dad.
Bob has no arms.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"It's not Bob."
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
