HA jokes

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Which room has no doors and no windows?

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Your bitch has Covid-19.

What spooky creature has children?

Mummies.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

What has a tail, a head, but no body?

A coin.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

What month of the year has 28 days?

Answer: All of them.

My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.