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HA jokes

Neptune

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Egg

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Orphan

Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Website

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

Zoo

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

Girl

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Cow

Why did the baby cow cross the road?

To find its mom who has the milk.

Sex

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

Dishwasher

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

Paper

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Bob

Bob has no arms.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"It's not Bob."