HA jokes
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Which president has never gone to jail?
Lincoln because he's innocent in a cent, get it?
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
On which side does the chicken have the most feathers?
On the outer side. 😂😂
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.