Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
HA Jokes
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a Viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" she asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well, that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to kill myself, I'd be a millionaire.
