HA Jokes

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil but it has no point to it

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.

"Knuckle babies" don't eat.

Read this and you're gay.

Depression has been entered into your body.

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.

What's wrong with my friend?

He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Uranus has 27 moons.

Fuck my dad has cancer lol

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?

Carlos!

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.