HA jokes
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
The Octopus joke! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Stephanie has a magic.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?