Stephanie has a great thumb!
HA Jokes
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
