HA jokes

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using a computer?

There is sperm on the screen.

No one has my back like my dad.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.

One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."

Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."

Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"

All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"

The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

Ha ha ha, kya bath hai.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

A girl named Sally has no arms.

"KNOCK KNOCK"

She never answered...

What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!

What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.