Guitarist jokes
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.