Guitarist jokes

What’s an emo's favorite singer?

Slash.

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Why did the guitarist go to prison?

'Cause he fingered A minor.

Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.