Groom-to-be jokes

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"