Groom-to-be jokes

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?

Panera Wed.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.

What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?

Mourning wood.