Greenwood jokes

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.