Greenwood jokes

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.