Good Night

Good Night Jokes

What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."

You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.

Good day today love πŸ’• you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏑 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love πŸ’• it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep πŸ’€ was good day at school today but I’m going to be

This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though.

Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.

Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe, till there all black and blue!

(Classic)

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, β€œLook at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' β€œI still don't get it” responded the Little Johnny. β€œWhy don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,” said the dad. β€œOkay then...good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

I did a walk today but it was so much better and a walk home 🏠 I had dinner 🍴 night was good fun at home 🏑 night was good night night I was a little off but you were so fun to be a night