Glucose jokes

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.