Glucose jokes

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning.

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.