Given

Given jokes

Boy

    • A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

    Because the little boy had no legs.

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    • Marriage

    • A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.

    The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.

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