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If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.

Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account

Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down Ha ha get rickrolled!

An emo tried to give a tree a hive but it left him haning

Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

How do you help a starving cannibal You give him a hand

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa

I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so see can bleed more

Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like

-Tommyinnit

Your hairline is lookin so crusty like KFC chiken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin sun radiation.

President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t

Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again

Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it’s a find a word😂😂

As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.