Ghostface jokes

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.