Ghostface jokes

Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!