Ghostbusters jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

What do you call a ghost's fart?

A spirit bomb.

I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.