Ghostbusters jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?

GHOST MUSTERD

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

What do you call a ghost's fart?

A spirit bomb.

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.