German girl jokes

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"

That's the best I've done so far.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."