German girl jokes
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.