German girl jokes
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.