Geographer jokes

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.

You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.