The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Ha, gay!
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Gay people.
Ail is gay.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
