Gay jokes
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
Lions = gay pride.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.