Game Development jokes

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?