Front seat jokes

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.