Front seat jokes
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Who am I sitting next to?
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Community talk
so this night was eventful and sleepless i went to bed right at my moms bf got home, and he stormed in here and started packing all his shit. soon my mom got home, and they started talking, and apprently, she keeps on flirting with other guys. once he leaves my mom goes with him. aprrently dnaiel is driving the truck, and my moms like "i dont like how your driving, let me drive" jst constast, so he gets out and and t… Read more