Foster jokes

Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Orphan

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."