Fortnite Players jokes

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!

He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.

Only Fortnite players will get it.

Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.