Food order jokes

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Like if you love food!

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.