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Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What do you call a fish with no eye- a one-eyed fish you smart ass
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned
Two fish walked in to a wall one said to the other "dam"
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
