First Place Jokes

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS

i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place

President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics