Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was ur mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
i was digging in a garden once a found a chest full of gold i wanted to show my wife but then i thought why i was digging in the first place
AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Yous were never great in the first place
What’s worse than giving women rights Them I having It in the first place
A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I'll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I'm unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
