Fire Fighter jokes
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.