Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
