Fire Fighter jokes

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

Why are fire trucks big?

To hang out with the firefighters!

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.

Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.