Fire Fighter jokes
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.