What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.