What the difference between Hitler and Usain bolt?
One actually finished a race
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
