Finish Line

Finish Line Jokes

Hitler

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

Hairline

What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.

Race

What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?

Finish a race.

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

End

He turns, he shoots!

And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...

Pedophile

Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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  • Foot

    What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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