What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
Pedophiles don't win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
