Financial Institution jokes

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What time does the man go to the bank?

8 AM.