Financial Institution jokes
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What time does the man go to the bank?
8 AM.