Financial Institution jokes

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

What time does the man go to the bank?

8 AM.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?

-"I want my quarterback."