
Fill jokes
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
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How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.