Fill jokes

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?

4

The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.