Fat Person

Fat Person Jokes

Health

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Car

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Pringles

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Car

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Scale

When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”

Diabetes

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

Lean

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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