How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
Fat person: "Hey, whats up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure"
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
yo hairline is so bad is looks like a fat persons stomach
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
When a fat person wants to kill themselves... why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
