Fashion jokes
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.