Fashion jokes
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.