Fashion jokes
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I'm emo, by the way.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.