Newest Fans Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Why do Indians like basketball

Because Stef curry plays it

What’s the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. 😃😃😃😃😃😃

The teacher asks "who is a trump fan?" everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?".Little Johnny says"Because i'm not a trump fan" The teacher asks "Why are you a trump fan?" and Little Johnny says "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so i'm a democrat" and then his teacher says "so if your dad was an idiot and you mum was a moron, what would that make you?" and Little Johnny replies "a trump fan"

for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me

One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, It has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, It has moved twice so he sinned twice." "The man asks, Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

Why can't a leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are

What do we want? Racecar noises! When do we want them? NEOWWWWW

my ceiling fan isnt the only thing thats going to be hanging tonight

Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please

a souls fan raped me he said try finger but whole

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for miraculous ladybug childrens show whatever the show is called but its a kids show. Skull emoji. Now they’re searching up pictures of tom holland laughing in their absolute weirdness. I like Tom Holland but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on google docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him

Two wind turbines where standing on a hill.

One asks "what's your favourite type of music?"

The other one says "I'm a big metal fan."

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

Mike pence should have been eaten like trump fans were saying!

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵 C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long ‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.