Family Reunion jokes
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
Father: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."