Explicit content jokes

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

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