What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Expiration Jokes
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
