Expiration jokes

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

What do you call butter without an expiration date?

A miracle butter, because wow!

What did the expired butter do once it had expired?

It did an expire.

What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?

They both have an expiry date.

I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?

An expiration date.

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?