Existence

Existence Jokes

Remember the big forehead kid who said “Give me a knife, I’m going to kill myself” ? because of being bullied His head was to big to even exist, and that's why he's dead

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence it didn't work and he said man I quit.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)

Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲