Evolutionist jokes

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."