Ester jokes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Community talk
Don’t get mad at me, but I’m not named J. Ester because my icon is Trickor from BCG
I am the joker that makes a kid’s day better
I am the boi that punks you
I am J. Ester!
Ps: you got j. ester’d