Ester jokes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
Community talk
Don’t get mad at me, but I’m not named J. Ester because my icon is Trickor from BCG
I am the joker that makes a kid’s day better
I am the boi that punks you
I am J. Ester!
Ps: you got j. ester’d