They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
