Escalation jokes
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Fall
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
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