Escalation jokes
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
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