I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "well that escalated quickly..."
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to heaven. God had not built a ramp yet......or an escalator.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
