Errand jokes

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

My dad went to go get milk.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

A boy and his friend were walking down the street.

Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."

Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."

Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.

He came in twice.

(like if u understand)

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."

"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."