Errand jokes
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
My dad went to go get milk.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
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went (DYM 134).
Eed?
And (DYM 106).
I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."