Errand jokes

Dad

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

My dad went to go get milk.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

went (DYM 134).

Eed?

And (DYM 106).

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Waiting for dagger is taking longer than I expected after I missed him when he finally showed because I was at the store