Errand jokes

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

My dad went to go get milk.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.