Errand jokes

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

My dad went to go get milk.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.