Errand jokes

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

My dad went to go get milk.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.

John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.