Erectile Dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction jokes

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Viagra

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.