Erectile Dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

Lizard

I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎

Tower

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Sex

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Scale

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Cock

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

Rapper

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Hair

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Lizard

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

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